LIAM BEERLING
Street Name: Not sick enough to have one
Born: 23rd February 1989
Age: 14
Sibling status: Brother

Extreme-ability:
Liam is not very extreme at all but he's learning and does show a lot of potential. Most of the time he's pretty gay, but he's really good at filming and editing The Extreme Mitch videos on our computer. He also says he's my marketing manager which so far has involved him showing my videos to his friends at his party. They all laughed but overall they were pretty impressed and learnt a lot.

The Gay-ness of Liam:
One time after a BMX incident when I was 10 I was hostibalised with serious groin bruising and Mum thought I was going to die. Liam came to the hostibal and said he loved me which proves he is fully gay.

Other things about Liam:
Liam was Dux of his primary school and he reckons he's pretty smart. He also reckons he has a girlfriend but it's a full lie. You can't have one when you're 14 anyway. It's not natural.

DAD
Dad's help is sometimes required to complete my stunts. His Commodore comes in handy for towing me or as a stopping mechanism.

Dad thinks I'm pretty sick and says when the videos take off and sell heaps I have to look after him in his old age. Dad used to ride a motorbike and he reckons when he was 19 he did a 100 metre jump over a creek that had electric eels in it. Sometimes Dad is full of it.

MUM
Mum would not let me take her photo. She used to be a nurse so she's heaps good at first aid. This comes in handy from time to time. She wants me to go to University. She doesn't understand that Extremeness is a way of life and if you've got what I've got, you can't ignore it.